I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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