Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
A+ Viking dick
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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