We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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