i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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