What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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