you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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