You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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