apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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