Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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