think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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