Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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