Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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