Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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