I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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