That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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