Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
you never un-have a 4some
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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