dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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