..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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