I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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