I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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