My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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