We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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