yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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