Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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