There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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