I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Randomize