I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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