so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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