All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
So. Much. Porn.
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