chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
