please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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