He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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