I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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