Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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