You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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