She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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