I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I have post one night stand depression
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