I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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