After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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