dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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