did you get engaged???
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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