the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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