i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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