with your own penis?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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