he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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