oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I wish i was in the wii world.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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