your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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