she looked like the bat from fern gully.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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