hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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