did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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