I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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