Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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