So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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