I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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